Thursday, June 05, 2008

Are You Effing Kidding Me?!?!?!?!?

Further proof, folks, that right-wing conservatives are ruining the world can be found in this news story. Apparently, a bunch of nincompoops saw a Dunkin' Donuts ad with Rachael Ray in it, wearing a scarf around her neck. So, a whole bunch of dumbf#cks started protesting, saying her scarf looks like a kaffiyeh - which MUST mean she's endorsing extremism and terrorism. Are you effing kidding me??!?!?!! Really??!?!?! You CAN'T be serious!

Now, I don't much care for Rachael Ray (there's just something creepy about anybody THAT perky all the time), but there is no way in hell I would confuse a fashion accessory with terrorism. Come on, people! Get a life, find something to do other than look for boogeymen under every rock and in every stylish accessory! Oh, no, I can't wear those earrings! Someone might think I was supporting suicide bombers! No, I can't wear that necklace; someone might think I'm endorsing the killing of innocent bystanders! Good grief, people. Please, I beg you, get a new hobby.

7 comments:

Strangeite said...

Why do you hate America, Freedom and Puppies?

In case you forgot, President Bush very clearly stated that "You are either with us, or your with the terrorists."

I will notify the FBI of your location.

Jenn-Jenn, the Mother Hen said...

LOL! You go right ahead. I need a little excitement in my life now and then. :-)

Tooz said...

That is so ridiculous. I had to cast my vote that said Dunkin Donuts screwed up on that call. Keep getting these news items out! Love you.

Mrs. Allroro said...

Daniel and I both got Christian t-shirts from relatives, and he's afraid to wear the one that says "Pray for Israel" in public, becuase he's not white. I mean, the fact that he's a Christian from South Asia and that it's a Christian message notwithstanding.

By the way, the coffee is the key to Rachel's perkiness (I've heard her say more than once), so maybe we can ban the coffee.

Geron said...

wow, now we all know how to really set jen off. I haven't seen this many almost-curse-words in a while. although i'm still not sure what kaffiyeh is slang for

:)

Jenn-Jenn, the Mother Hen said...

You so funny! I know you were just yanking my chain, but still, I'll tell you that a kaffiyeh is a traditional head-covering (i.e., scarf) worn by devout Muslims.

Tooz said...

Maybe we should all put a little sheet on our heads and post our pictures. Love you.